Countdown to Invasion # 6

After being spammed by Christmas Decorations photos from Lion City and hometown, finally someone ask me how's the decoration like in Koala Land.

Friend: Um..isn't this last year's picture? I want to see this year's decoration.

Me: This is this year one la.

Friend: Oh, looks like last year, this is real tree is it?

Me: No fake trees.

Friend: Why no decoration?

Me: Cause the government is tight up there.

Friend: Tight up where?

Me: Tight arse, means kedekut.

Friend: Oh... no one steal the trees?

Me: Nope, maybe in 5 years will have.

Friend: Why 5 years?

Me: Cause many asian migrants.

Friend: Wah, you so racist.

Me: Racist only if talking about other races, talking about own race is not call racist la.

Friend: Will you take one home?

Me: Need to check cctv first...

Friend: Har, you really thinking to steal?

Me: NO LAR! How I carry back home wor, can't stuff it into the train.

Friend: You actually thought about the exit route...hu hu....

Me: -___-"